First One.

Hello all, Jen speakin'.

I'm not entirely sure what to write about, as all my material is at home. So I'll just improvise for now. And pardon my transitions; they'll be intentionally obnoxious.

I saw Inception this past weekend. In fact, Justin suggested I write about it in the blog. I won't even begin to explain it, comprehend it, or detail it for your knowledge. Get off your ass and go watch it yourself. It's complicated, mind-blowing, and down right phenomenal. Bravo, Christopher Nolan. A movie comparable to The Dark Knight? You deserve a cookie.

NEXT:

Uhm... next...

Uhhh...

Shut the fuck up, Justin. I'm thinking...

Okay, NEXT:
I'm going to school for Geology. Yup, University of Manitoba- Class of I Don't Fucking Know (Masters, PHD? I'm juggling the ideas). I'll be learning more about Earth, it's many dynamics, and how it's physical attributes have eroded, melted, washed away, broken, subducted, froze, expanded, evolved over +4 billion years. NOT SIX THOUSAND YEARS. Yes, that's right ladies. I'm pointin' my finger at you Young Earth Creationests who believe the world is only six thousand years old. Really? Are you familar with Crater Lake, Oregon? It was once a massive volcano only six thousand years ago. It's core collapsed and has since collected melted snow and rain water creating what we call a caldera. Regardless, that process took only six thousand years, and in regards to the rest of Earth's time line, that's nothing. Nada, zilch, zip. It's incomparable to, say, the Rocky Mountains which took 75 million years to form! That number is incomprehensible to the 10% of our brain usage! 75 million years scientifically proven by cold, hard facts. Not pulled out of the ass of some middle-aged, overweight scientist sitting at a desk picking his nose.

But what should emphasize the truth even more for you narrow-minded people is the oldest rock discovered by man. Listen up (I'll write in caps so you get my point):

OFF THE COAST OF THE HUDSON BAY IN NORTH QUEBEC LIES A TYPE OF GNEISS THAT HAS BEEN DATED AT 3.8-4.28 BILLION YEARS OLD. NOT THOUSANDS, BILLIONS.

GO FIND THAT ROCK, SIT ON IT, AND RECONSIDER YOUR BELIEFS.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.




Yours truly,

Jen

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